Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Dragon Eggs Found: 3705 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 220 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Emeralds Found: 6429
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 215 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 335003 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dimension Hops: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Crops Grown: 9850
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 38 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1361
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Zombie Dances: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6235 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 8734 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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