Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Ores Mined: 9163 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Chimeras Created: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mines Excavated: 3379
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Ores Mined: 5557
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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