Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Crops Grown: 9065 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Farms Harvested: 193

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Star Shards Collected: 271
    Falling into the Void: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 New Chunks Explored: 835500

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 186 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Animals Bred: 50 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 1535

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 251
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3584

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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