Flyin’ High on Love | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Armor Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	241
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	305443	Crops Grown:	7452
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	436469	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	6299	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	40

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6246
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	110	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5980