FloatSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	New Chunks Explored:	551900
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5572
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Votes:	8271	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	3784	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ores Mined:	3156	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7909	Emeralds Found:	2043
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5