Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Villages Defended: 11
    Emeralds Found: 9090 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9076
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Potions Brewed: 21 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6672 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8687
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7595 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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