FlareCraft: July 4th Rescue Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	808
Animals Bred:	105	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1618	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2028
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	279
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	565
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mines Excavated:	3860	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2914	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Enchantments Applied:	202	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Towns Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3951	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

Home Hospital FunCraft

academic hospitals, adoption, Expansion, funcraft, Healthcare, healthcare delivery, healthcare incentives, healthcare programs, home, Hospital, hospital care, hospital services, hospital-at-home programs, incentives, non-teaching hospitals, not-for-profit hospitals, Program, rural healthcare, rural hospitals, smaller hospitals, study, targeted incentives, urban hospitals

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6596
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?