Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4726 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!
So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!
Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.
So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
