Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5629	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5917	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	492	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Star Shards Collected:	74	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1792
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	1903	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.