Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	2565
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	6597	Dragon Eggs Found:	1584

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2103
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.