Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	122
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	2656	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2204

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	148	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.