Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	594
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	185

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3717
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	125	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1420	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	108	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!