Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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