Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Void Gems Collected: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

    RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!
    Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

    LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand
    Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Towns Built: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7154 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Emeralds Found: 7417

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 357 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Zombie Dances: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 197 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 118 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 Gods Slained: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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