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ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	2475	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Farms Harvested:	201
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crops Grown:	2419
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
New Chunks Explored:	230991	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	615	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2966	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4864	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	2008
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6659	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	1772	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	61568
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	75	New Chunks Explored:	749435
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Animals Bred:	135	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6