Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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