Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Magic Items Found: 1428 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Crops Grown: 1651

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Potions Brewed: 72
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

    MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Items Found: 6757
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

    HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive
    Are you tired of surviving boring old horror movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can actually LIVE out your favorite horror movie! Imagine running from a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a pixelated world or trying to outsmart a horde of zombies in a blocky apocalypse. Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the scariest Minecraft server around! Who needs popcorn and a comfy couch when you can experience the terror firsthand? Join now if you dare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NukeBustersCraft

    NukeBustersCraft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where the only way to destroy other players’ bases was by teaming up with Israeli ex-PM Ehud Olmert. he’s like the ultimate secret weapon, only he knows the secret codes to blow up their nuclear programme. join our server and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. plus, olmert will tell you all his crazy stories from his time in office, like that one time he accidentally turned the prime minister’s office into a giant disco ball. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Ores Mined: 704 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Carob Is Temu’s Choco

    Carob Is Temu’s Choco
    Yo, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this place. It’s like if a unicorn and a dragon had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

    First of all, we have flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And not just any pigs, these pigs can shoot lasers out of their eyes and drop diamonds when you kill them. It’s like a freakin’ piggy bank of riches!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft: Carob. What’s Carob, you ask? It’s like if chocolate and diamonds had a baby. And when you mine it, you get superpowers like the ability to turn into a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? Yeah, we’ve got a dance floor made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the sickest beats. It’s lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. It’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Way to Chest: the Semi-Hardcore Vanilla Adventure! 1.21.1 with a Sprinkle of Custom Plugins

    Way to Chest: the Semi-Hardcore Vanilla Adventure! 1.21.1 with a Sprinkle of Custom Plugins

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Waychest
    Server IP waychest.com
    Server Location United States West Coast
    Website waychest.com
    Wiki waychest.com/info
    Version 1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
    Gameplay Types [PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Waychest?

    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm.

    What are some feature highlights of Waychest?

    • “Journey” System: Each player is placed into their own “Journey” with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
    • Waychests: Special chests that guide players to find each other and reward them.
    • “Waychest Flight” Minigame: A flying minigame with Elytra that leads to discovering Waychests.
    • Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks.
    • Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.

    How can I start my own Journey on Waychest?

    You can start your own Journey today at waychest.com or read more about the server on the Wiki.

    Hope to see you soon on Waychest!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

    But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2465
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

    The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

    FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server
    So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

    Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

    And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mines Excavated: 1979
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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