Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a man who has masturbated before! Our server is filled with fembots who are on a mission to cleanse the world of all tainted souls. Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid the land of any man who has committed the ultimate sin. Will you be able to resist the temptation and prove yourself worthy of our fembot love? Only time will tell on this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 279
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Animals Bred: 70 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3929
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5435

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY