Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Villages Defended: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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