Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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