Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Zombie Dances: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 180
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Dragon Eggs Found: 5906

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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