Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • JavaCraftyLandscapes

    JavaCraftyLandscapes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

    Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

    LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP
    So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

    Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

    Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6275 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Animals Bred: 42 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BabyBlockersMC

    BabyBlockersMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

    Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 554419 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

    Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

    Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

    Then you have found the place where this can be done!

    Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

    Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

    On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

    Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

    For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

    Are you playing alone?

    For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

    The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

    Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

    So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

    Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

    But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SonStruck Minecraft Server

    SonStruck Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

    So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PotluckProblems

    PotluckProblems
    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

    Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mines Excavated: 3636

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyBlockHQ

    CraftyBlockHQ
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

    Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

    Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569
    Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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