Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ores Mined: 9262

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

    Best lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and moreBest lifesteal server blockmc 24/7 online no lagg custom item custom armor custom ranks and more

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HolyCraftBoom

    HolyCraftBoom
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SteroidMC

    SteroidMC

    SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    Dear Minecraft users!⛏

    We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

    ? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

    While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

    Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

    ✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

    ✅Version: 1.16.5

    ✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

    ✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

    ✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

    ✅Website: Under construction

    ❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

    Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Emeralds Found: 7967

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LivingRoomShutdownCraft

    LivingRoomShutdownCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

    And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RegretfulGamerMC SMP

    RegretfulGamerMC SMP
    Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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