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SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8142
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2502	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2848	Emeralds Found:	6765
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mines Excavated:	4139
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2435
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8738
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	6946	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	7869	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	1897

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4