Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and fight against the far right… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’re bringing real-world politics into the game because why not?

Imagine building a giant wall to keep out the far right mobs, or organizing protests in the virtual streets of our server. We’ve got crazy events like virtual debates and pixelated rallies. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a virtual unicorn into battle against the far right forces.

So come on, join us and show those pixelated fascists who’s boss! Plus, our server has the best virtual baguettes in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again… or something like that.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 482
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Farms Harvested: 217 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4526
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 464807 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3981 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Animals Bred: 120
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 1504
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ores Mined: 3291 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 65
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ores Mined: 1409
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Fish Disco Party

    Pixel Fish Disco Party
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

    our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

    plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

    so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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