Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Potions Brewed: 52 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 559 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Zombie Dances: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Potions Brewed: 59 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mines Excavated: 1496

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4383 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 872809 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Animals Bred: 43 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoobMaster69

    NoobMaster69
    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 2980
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7105 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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