Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

    Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8481 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft Mane Madness

    Minecraft Mane Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

    Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

    Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

    Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Ores Mined: 7221 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

    Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

    On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

    So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

    Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8623 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBrits

    BlockyBrits
    Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 New Chunks Explored: 480230
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

    FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

    Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

    Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality
    Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Villages Defended: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

    CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 9346
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockyFeels R9K Server

    BlockyFeels R9K Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Villages Defended: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Polska Pals

    Crafty Polska Pals
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we have taken the edycja stambulska to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Fred who tells the best jokes (seriously, he’s a riot).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the edycja stambulska like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Potions Brewed: 200 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

    Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

    Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

    Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Farms Harvested: 204 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5547 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

    Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

    Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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