Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Star Shards Collected: 63

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

    Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

    Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

    Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

    Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

    Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9200 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyWeirdos

    CraftyWeirdos
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Limitless Life Minecraft Server

    Limitless Life Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

    Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

    About the Server:

    Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

    What We Offer:

    Complete Freedom Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
    Collaborative Play We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
    Massive Projects Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

    Mods:

    Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

    • Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

    What We’re Looking For:

    Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
    Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
    Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

    Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

    Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

    Only join if you plan on being active.

    https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Runes Activated: 0 Enchantments Applied: 131

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

    The Campus Craze Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General
    Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

    Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

    StepMomSnubbed LunchLand
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

    LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP
    Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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