Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Underground Dead Zone

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Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	49341

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

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Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	4167

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7314	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8348	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyliteMC Network

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SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

About Us

Features

Rules

FAQ

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7792
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5