Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Star Shards Collected: 291 Potions Brewed: 43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 34
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

    Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise
    Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SeaBlock Minecraft Server

    SeaBlock Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9834 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

    RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

    BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mines Excavated: 2805
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

    Physics Graph Network – LawCraft
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

    like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pyrakia

    Pyrakia

    Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MagicGames

    MagicGames

    Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Grown Up Minecraft Server

    Grown Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

    So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WaterWoes Minecraft Server

    WaterWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockPuppyHeist

    BlockPuppyHeist
    Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

    SingleSteveMinecraftSMP
    Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ores Mined: 7076
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FoodieCraft

    FoodieCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

    So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mines Excavated: 2647
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8501 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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