FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1889
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	158
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	1816	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dimension Hops:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9312
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!