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Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1398
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Farms Harvested:	207	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Emeralds Found:	5686
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	299	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Items Found:	8301
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15