haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more craziness packed into this virtual world than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us for the chance to win the exclusive Red Hood Poll Costume – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling creepers? And don’t miss out on our epic PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE event – it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with more explosions.

    Feeling brave? Take on the Solo Raid: Land Eater challenge and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And mark your calendars for the Co-op: Alteisen event – teamwork makes the dream work, especially when it involves slaying dragons.

    But wait, there’s more! Special Recruit Quency: Escape Queen is here to shake things up, and upcoming recruit Phantom is ready to join the party. Plus, snag some killer costume passes like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t love a good fashion statement in the midst of battle?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Just don’t forget to grab your diamond armor and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need both. See you in the game, crazy crafters!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 465
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Animals Bred: 112
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP

    Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who believe that the secret to building the best Minecraft creations is to wear a chicken suit while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to steal all the diamonds and replace them with…you guessed it, potatoes!

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager on speed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpookySznMinecraftSMP

    SpookySznMinecraftSMP
    Do you love spooky season as much as we do? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a haunted adventure like no other, where you can build your very own haunted house complete with ghostly villagers and creepy crawlies. But beware, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their diamonds into dirt! So if you’re brave enough to face the supernatural and want to show off your spooky building skills, join us for a spine-chilling experience you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Potions Brewed: 88 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NatureCrafted

    NatureCrafted
    Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

    UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 24139
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Magic Items Found: 7937

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Potions Brewed: 37 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 561 Mines Excavated: 1346
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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