EximiaWorld | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	4394
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5331	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	5316
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	623875	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	5817	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Towns Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4163	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	412058	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0