Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TwinHomesNoLoan

30th birthday, Accommodation, alone, apartment, Birthday, Breakup, camping, celebration, Communication, family, guest, Plans, selfish, sister, Studio, Support, tough time, twin, TwinHomesNoLoan, Understanding, valid

Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

Adversity, Challenges, coping, Development, Experience, FailCraft, Failing.., Failure, growth, humility, Insight, learning, life lessons, Overcoming, perseverance, progress, resilience, self reflection, setback, smp, success, unexpected lesson, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyMinecrafters

Adaptability, career development, Communication, CraftyMinecrafters, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, learning, networking, personal development, prioritize, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, teamwork, Time management, underrated skills

Forget about learning new skills, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on boring stuff when you can join a community of players who have mastered the art of building giant banana statues and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So why bother learning a new skill when you can join us and become a master of the Minecraft universe?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server

al-qaeda, Caliphate, CaliphateCraft, extremism, fundamentalism, global jihad, hamburg, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, Islamist group, Islamist ideology, Islamist movement, jihad, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Muslim extremists, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, Server, Terrorism

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well buckle up buttercup cuz u bout to have the time of ur life. we got radical islamists gathering in hamburg to call for a caliphate, like wut even is that? but hey, if u wanna be part of the action, then join our server and help them build their dream world. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next leader of the caliphate or something. come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DroneStrikeCraft

airstrikes, Attack, Binyamina, CASUALTIES, Conflict, critical condition, current events, drone attack, drone strike, DroneStrikeCraft, emergency response, Healthcare, injured, international news, Israeli city, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Terrorism

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where players are dropping like flies from drone strikes?! That’s right, you heard me! At least 67 players have been injured in Binyamina, with 4 of them in critical condition. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you dodge drone strikes left and right while trying to build the coolest base ever. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger lurking around every corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember to watch out for those pesky drones!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EmoteCraft – The Feelings Server

#clues, background knowledge, Body language, Communication, Emotecraft, emotional cues, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, empathy skills, facial expression, facial recognition, feelings, Human Behavior, Interpretation, nonverbal communication, Perception, Psychology, Server, social cues, Traits, Understanding

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all of a sudden, you see someone’s face in the game and you’re like, “woah, that dude looks sad.” but then, BAM! you realize that on this server, we have special powers to read emotions just from people’s faces in the game! it’s like mind-blowing, man.

but wait, there’s more! not only can you read emotions from faces, but you can also read them from the way someone builds their minecraft house. like, if someone builds a house with all pink walls and rainbow floors, you know they’re feeling super happy and excited. but if someone builds a house with all black walls and creepy spider decorations, you know they’re feeling spooky and mysterious. it’s like a whole new level of emotional intelligence in minecraft, dude.

so, if you wanna join this server and become an emotion-reading master in minecraft, come on over and join us! who knows, you might even discover hidden emotions you never knew existed. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for special edd Minecraft Server?

Edd, EDDIE, eddievr, funny, Horror, jumpscares, Little Nightmares, mexican youtuber, Minecraft, Scary, Server, Special, special edd, spooky, Theboys

Special Ed is a hip hop artist and rapper known for his unique style and witty lyrics. With a career spanning over two decades, Special Ed first rose to fame in the late 1980s with his debut album “Youngest in Charge.” Known for hits like “I Got It Made” and “The Mission,” Special Ed has remained a staple in the hip hop community with his thought-provoking lyrics and smooth delivery. Over the years, he has continued to release music and collaborate with other artists, solidifying his place as a legendary figure in the genre.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W

Age Progression, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Boring, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Gods, Greek, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Lore, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, Mythology, Nations, Nonp2w, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Quests, Roleplay, Serene Seasons, Server, server pack, SiegeWar(s), SoftResets, Supplementaries, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

Helios Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Modded + Plugin
Favorite Plugins	McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, SiegeWars, Balanced Economy
Favorite Mods	MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, Supplementaries, and more
Age Progression System	Roleplay-based with soft reset feature

FAQs:

How does the Age Progression system work?	The server has a roleplay-based age progression system where different ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Changes occur based on the server community’s influence.
Do I lose all my progress during an Age change?	The server uses a “soft reset” system, so you will not lose all your progress. The extent of the reset depends on the specific age and its features.
What can players do on the server?	Players can build towns and nations, control resources, create governments, survive challenges, build structures, and more. Player engagement and collaboration are the main goals of the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more information on how to join. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate at least 4GB RAM.
Is there a specific modpack for the server?	Yes, you can use the Helios Server Pack modpack for direct access to the server’s mods and plugins.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WAAA Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WAAA

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

Aggie, Aus, chickens, choc, cytube, derpy, discord drama, DMP, English Speaking VTubers, koikatsu cards, koopa, Minecraft, nina, Previous thread, ref sheets, smp, Tengu Edition, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitter Drama, vrt, Vtubers, western vtubers, Wool, wvt

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

aita, Cheap, clash, Colleague, coworker, Disappointment, Intramural, Minecraft, moldy, patience, quilt saga, quilting, Server, Services, sports, t-shirt quilt, Teacher, unreliable, Wedding, wedding gift, wrecked

Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental figures, stepfamily, StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop, stepmother, wedding dress selection, wedding dress shopping, wedding dress shopping etiquette, wedding dress shopping experience, wedding dress shopping with family, wedding dress shopping with friends, wedding dress shopping with relatives, wedding dress shopping with stepmother, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3840
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Accountability, climate change, consequences, critical thinking, Decision making, environmental impact, Ethics, Foresight, future generations, FutureGenDecisions, hindsight, intergenerational equity, judgment, Legacy, Long-term impact, Minecraft, Moral values, perspective, Reflection, smp, social responsibility

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InevitableCraft

3d printing, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biometric authentication, cryptocurrency, drone delivery, electric vehicles, gene editing, InevitableCraft, Internet of Things, personalized medicine, quantum computing, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, smart cities, space tourism, Technology, virtual reality, wearable technology

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyDefenseUS

air defense battery, American troops, bolster defenses, CraftyDefenseUS, defense cooperation, defense reinforcement, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military assistance, military deployment, military support, missile defense, national security, regional stability, security alliance, strategic partnership, US

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8944	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5