Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragon Eggs Found: 3900
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runes Activated: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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