haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 404 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Runes Activated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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