haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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