haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Runes Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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