haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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