haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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