haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Towns Built: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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