haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Potions Brewed: 49
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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