EternalEatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magic Items Found:	5620
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	27
Void Armor Forged:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	861017	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Votes:	8670
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3