Eternal Wasteland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Farms Harvested:	506
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	679	Herobrine Sightings:	9

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1181	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	4504
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	650	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5719
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3624
Dragon Eggs Found:	6793	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4