New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceos of publicly traded corporations are banned from making more money than their employees? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!

come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.

plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • CraftyAddicts

    CraftyAddicts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

    CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

    ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

    Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

    we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

    if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

    Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP