FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 906 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2786 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9724 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
