EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2435

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1481	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	287	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Glass Portal Mine

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join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6