Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    New Chunks Explored: 851990 Magic Items Found: 4436
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mines Excavated: 4677
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2631
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8111 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 189 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 72 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Animals Bred: 12
    Gods Slained: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Crops Grown: 9252 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 764
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9261 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Crops Grown: 4389
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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