Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1787

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	4568	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4716
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729429

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7862
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1937	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	581156
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	9104
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	7011	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6461

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!